Jigawatt Tools
No signup · Instant · Slightly unhinged

Tiny tools that solve one annoying problem and make you laugh.

People already Google these every day. We just made them faster, funnier, and screenshot-ready. Pick one and go.

Sleep Calculator

Wake up between cycles, not like a goblin. Funny cycle names + shareable bedtime card.

Calculate sleep →

Self-Destruct Note

This message will self-destruct. Mission: Impossible energy, no account, link you can send once.

Write a vanishing note →

Energy Score

How many jigawatts did that take? Beat our low-energy AI. Contest-ready leaderboard hook.

Estimate energy →

Word Counter

Words, characters, reading time, and a pretentiousness score. The evergreen traffic machine.

Count words →

Excuse Generator

Late? Need a corporate-sounding disaster? One tap, copy to Slack.

Invent an excuse →

September contests

Sleep streak, exploding-note story, energy use case, public-vote excuse. $25 per category this month.

See the contests →