1. Most consistent sleep
Use the sleep calculator 7+ nights. Enter the bed/wake times you actually followed and a one-line “how I felt.” Skill contest, not a raffle.
Open sleep calculator →Use a tool, get a result, tell the story. Winners announced October 18. Prizes are bragging rights plus a $25 gift card per category for this first month (we keep it small until the site can fund bigger ones).
Use the sleep calculator 7+ nights. Enter the bed/wake times you actually followed and a one-line “how I felt.” Skill contest, not a raffle.
Open sleep calculator →Send a self-destruct note. Tell us what happened after it went boom. Screenshot of the boom page helps. Keep it clean enough to publish.
Write a vanishing note →How did you use the energy estimator in a real job, shop, classroom, or studio? Ingenuity beats jokes here.
Run an energy score →Generate an excuse, use it in real life, report what happened. Public votes on a shortlist. No fabricated HR disasters that hurt someone.
Generate an excuse →One Google Form. Pick a category. Paste your story. Optional screenshot link.
Replace this button with your live Form URL after you create it (2 minutes, step-by-step in the manual).
Open to people 18+. One entry per person per category. No purchase. Not a game of chance. We may publish first names and stories. We can disqualify spam, hate, or unsafe content. Prize: $25 digital gift card per category, emailed to the address on the form. Ties broken by the Jigawatt Tools editors except category 4, which is public vote.